albertos babyboom

Tartarugal to Alberto: I have not been on line for weeks, too busy cleaning out my photo albums, Scanned into the computer 20 kilos of photographs, then put the whole lot in the rubbish bin, like you did before you left for the Philippines. You must be thrilled with your brand new laptop, you do need something to pass the time between adventures with Angeles devilish angels...I suppose you won't be seeking stimulus from porno-sites as you have live action practically at your door step... Alberto: yes I love my laptop, a wireless Dell with a big screen. It took a few days to get working but it was worth it. And it will not get any viruses because I don't need those naughty sites. Porn DVD's are available for $3 dollars here, but I haven' watched one, no need, I've got the real thing whenever I want it. I've dated some girls that are far better than anything I've seen on a naughty movie... he he he he he he...Westerners here have to be very careful to avoid the scams though, I'll tell you one that happened to me just in the last two weeks... Girls try very hard to get pregnant with a westerner because in the Philippines light-coloured people get better jobs, better partners, altogether have more privileges. Once they are pregnant they try to find a father for the child by blaming every guy they slept with. ( some girls have many lovers). If they are lucky one of the lovers will accept the responsibility unaware that she has other lovers. A very lucky girl can have 2 men paying for her baby. A girl blamed me for a pregnancy, I was a little shaken because if I am not wearing togs I am very careful not to leave my gift of passion inside. Fortunately a friend, a gynecologist, advised me to bring the girl in for an ultrasound. The ultrasound would determine which month the girl conceived. Telling her it was to check the baby I took her to the clinic, and when the ultrasound was done, the gynecologist told me which month the baby was conceived. I then checked my diary, ( I have been keeping a diary since xmas) and guess what? I didn't even know her in the month the pregnancy took place . Telling lies is a national pastime here, one of the weapons you need to combat it, is a diary. This predicament will not happen again as I now always wear my togs. I do admit it was a stressful week..

by Della
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